Apparently we are to have a VIRTUAL PARLIAMENT by 21st. April. Did I spell that correctly? Might it be VIRTUOUS? Nah!
Whatever, Jacob Rees-Mogg is in charge. I had been worrying how he was getting on with this isolation thing. He only has six children. Surely seven is the perfect number.
Oh that picture of him lounging on the front bench. Remember it? No matter how clever the technology a Virtual Parliament will never do justice to that.
“Mr. Speaker, will the right honourable gentleman please sit up?”
How shall we know?
They could all be sitting there in their track suits, old jeans, dressing gowns. As Spring draws on (Geddit?) who knows what they could be wearing? For some of them I dread to think.
But I shall 🙂
I doubt that our prime minister will bother to take his wig from off the post on the bottom of the stairs. Didn’t you know he was bald?
Sir Kier Hardly-Hardy will undoubtedly wear a nice suit. I am sure that he was born wearing the robes of a barrister.
For Theresa it will definitely be twin-set and pearls.
I shall leave others to play the game, though perhaps end with a picture of a manure-smelling Corbyn just in from the allotment.
The question is, shall the decisions be better decisions?
See you in the House of Commons Smoking Room for a brandy or three later. Oh bugger. Its closed.
Thank goodness the off-licences are still open. Where did I put my mask?
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