The World View Of DAISY MAIL

In the interest of balance, a mainstream view….

Hello again readers, it’s Daisy here with another well judged, MSM informed, slice of good old British common sense in your Leftard Newspaper. With all those Foreign workshy drivers staying away and our own brave lads down with the Omnickeron, I’ve been hoarding Easter food in my freezer for weeks now. I’m not getting caught out with my pants down like with the Covid Toilet Paper situation again. I saw in Aldi they had Hot Cross Buns on sale so I bought a trolley full of them, I’m not having my Easter ruined by not having a yeasty fruit flavoured crucifix with my mug of Yorkshire Tea on Good Friday.

Quite why our noble Duke of Prince Andrew is having his name dragged through the dirt by some slutty Madame I will never know. I mean if she wasn’t being flown around the world to meet him, she would probably have been fingered in the playground by some spotty teenager doing his O levels. And it was all over 20 years ago, I mean you’ve got to realise he was only a naïve 41 year old War Veteran at the time. Cut the poor fella some slack. Boys will be boys, especially if you knock about with suicidal millionaire Pimps and Courtesans at your daughters 18th birthday party. Or Pizza Express.