Dear MargaretI just lopped the head off a lizard person only to find that it had red blood and died soon after. Did I do wrong?Yours, David IckeMAGGIE SAYS –…
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MYSTIC MANDY HOROSCOPES
10 June 2021Peter Mandelson’s Astrological Spin Doctoring at its finest. Your stars apparently explained. AQUARIUSJanuary 20 – February 18The recent solar eclipse in the most dynamic area of your chart makes this…
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Boris Johnson selects a new health secretary
10 June 2021Boris Johnson looks deep into the soul of the Tory party to select his next health secretary.. latest artwork from Feedmass
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JENNY A POEM BY MATT HANCOCK
29 May 2021JENNY – By M. Hancock Jenny infected me when we met,Jumping from the chair she’d shat in;Covid, you thief, who love to getMinisters into your list, put that in!Say I’m…
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“Grow Up!” Police tell racially abused woman
13 May 2021At a time when Racism is receiving attention after the conviction of PC Derek Chauvin for the killing of George Floyd, Manchester Police have told a black woman in Blackly…
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Solutions to Word newspaper chess triple
13 May 2021When we set the problems on pages 22 and 23 we did not expect them to be so tough, so we sobered up our beautiful chess fanatic to work out…
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Craig Murray watched two days of Alex Salmond’s trial in 2020 from the public gallery at Edinburgh’s High Court and wrote about it on his website Some time after Judges…
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Sturgeon brushes off Salmond’s vengeance challenge Just one seat short of a majority Nicola Sturgeon’s will head a minority administration of pro-independence supporting parties with Greens’ support guaranteed giving her…
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Sacking becomes promotion to chief bottle washer In true ‘leader’ manner Starmer has taken firm action over his apocalyptic election disaster and found a patsy. Early on Sunday it was…
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Will Labour ever be in government again?
9 May 2021Momentum are afraid to say what everyone knows – that the ‘anti-Semitism’ crisis was a gigantic hoax Tony Greenstein The Hartlepool by-election result was not unexpected, even if the size…