By Andrew Hunt
What month is it…ahh yes April the 30th weather slightly damp.
We are a father again. Well I’m bloody chuffed with thingy, being in labour for 3 days before rejoining the sensible party! ha haha.
I wonder what Plato would say?
Note to self, find out what Plato would say.
Anyway, now I am fit for work, so I’m taking paternity leave for a year. Fuck all of them. Besides Adolf Cummings has everything under control. I don’t know what to call it yet. -the baby- We are toying with the name Damien Thatcher Spaffo Johnson. It is a name of inspiration I think. We will put it to thingy, when we see her next.
Just spat on the floor by Adolf’s feet. Bloody funny.
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