“Now where did I put that Dossier? Oh there it is, filed under ‘Dodgy’.
“I suppose I shall have to spruce it up a bit for old Keir.
“Something that is very supportive of good old Boris if I read our new leader correctly. Let me see.
“The evidence that this virus began in Brussels is now very clear. Corbyn was the carrier, hence Corbyna Virus. It is also well known that, under the mask of ‘For the Many not the Few’ the Corbynistas were plotting to expel and prosecute our former great leader, Tony Blair.
“What a crime against New Labour that would be. Just think of all those dead, displaced, injured and tortured people in Afghanistan and Iraq who now daily give thanks for all that TB did for them.
“Come on Keir, hey, that’s a good slogan, be ‘Born Again Blair’. Wow, I am getting back into the hang of this again.
“You know I can help. I shall rope in the good old boys, Mandy for a start. What did he call that book about himself? THE THIRD MAN.
“I am sure that Jack Strawman will be only too keen to help, though he charges a lot.
“A title for the party? ‘Even Newer New Labour’ ? Though, perhaps that word ‘Labour’ is looking a bit tired.
” Perhaps something like, ‘Not Quite So Nasty Tories’.”
Click here for a secure way to sign up, you will be supporting independent news. Click the button below.
Disagree with this article? why not write in and you can have your say? email us