“United clearly need big improvement to get anywhere near the EPL title in May”
Martin Odoni
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The Hallowe’en Old Trafford Massacre
30 October 2021United were so abject that Liverpool could not play at their best – anything more than basics-done-well from Jurgen Klopp’s men would be over-elaboration.
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Leicester too strong for stumbling Man United
30 October 20214-2 did not reflect Leicester’s superiority; Brendan Rodgers was buoyed by his team’s performance.
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Salah – best in the world?
30 October 2021“There is a growing conversation around the Premier League as to whether Mohammed Salah is the best footballer in the world. The answer increasingly appears to be yes.”
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Je suis traffic cone – Iain Duncan-Smith attacked
7 October 2021“Our thoughts are with the traffic cone’s family at this difficult time.”
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What a difference three weeks make
28 September 2021“Arsenal were easy winners, with Bukayo Saka, fully recovered from his penalty nightmare at Euro 2020, having a glorious match on the wing.”
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Arsenal are the worst team in the EPL. There. I said it
3 September 2021“What hardly anyone has yet dared to mention is that [Arsenal] have been the worst team in the division so far.”
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Old Firm match ends with a blue aura
3 September 2021‘A Borna Barisic corner found its way to Filip Helander, whose leap almost seemed to yell, “THIS IS MINE!” ‘
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Oliver Kamm hits new low by smearing Labour Young activists
2 September 2021“Zionists have always been ruthless and deceitful, and I have long suspected that they would happily slaughter new-born babies with their teeth if they thought it would help Israel survive another hour.”
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10-man Chelsea hold on for point at Anfield
2 September 2021“The disturbing reaction of Chelsea players bordered on violent, and the referee ended up booking two more players. In the cold light of day, it is difficult to understand what they were complaining about.”